Tag Archives: weirdos

i am robot. hear me flirt.

16 Dec

Apparently robots are all about trying to get some with me. I picture some dude speaking into some automated translator or something. And this dude’s profile photo can be filed under serial killer mug shots.


[#FileUnder: Ignore]



how do i block weirdos?

16 Nov

For reals!

Forty-one year old “Wittyfeller” from NoHo


I feel like I have bells on me every time I log on at night.

Always with you “hi”

I didn’t respond to you the first time or 34th time so what makes you think I will respond now?

Wearing me down, is what you’re trying to do.

Oh, and it doesn’t help that you also look like a pedophile in your mugshot. Ugh.

I should yell at you like we do with the co-worker/friend/neighbour’s puppy: NO! OFF! NO BITE! DOWN!

you’ve got to be kidding me

9 Nov

Within a few minutes of logging on to OKC this evening to pass time and read through my messages, this little gem pops up. Fantastic ice breaker/pick up line, creepazoid! Do you see what I have to work with here?!