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#FileUnder Ways NOT to Seduce me

18 Dec

Ahhhhh! When is it alright for someone to post THIS as their profile picture? It’s like a bad trip down bad MySpace memory lane or something.

I saw this gem pop up in my feed and was in awe. Definitely…makes me…want to…find out…more…about…him.

Cue my scrunchy face.



how do i block weirdos?

16 Nov

For reals!

Forty-one year old “Wittyfeller” from NoHo


I feel like I have bells on me every time I log on at night.

Always with you “hi”

I didn’t respond to you the first time or 34th time so what makes you think I will respond now?

Wearing me down, is what you’re trying to do.

Oh, and it doesn’t help that you also look like a pedophile in your mugshot. Ugh.

I should yell at you like we do with the co-worker/friend/neighbour’s puppy: NO! OFF! NO BITE! DOWN!